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Favorite Stewie Scenes

topic posted Tue, May 4, 2004 - 1:38 AM by  Unsubscribed 		Share/Save/Bookmark
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There are so many, but's here one that immediately comes to mind:

Lois: Come on, Stewie, you know you can't leave the table until you finish your vegetables.

Stewie: Well, I shall sit here until one of us expires - and you've got a good 40 years on me, woman!

Lois: Sweetie, it's broccoli. It's good for you. Now open up for the airplane.

Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright Brothers!

Lois: My! Aren't we fussy tonight! OK, no broccoli.

Stewie: Very well then. I...

(Lois shoves broccoli into Stewie's mouth, and he then spits it out)

Stewie: Who the hell do you think you are?

Lois: Honey, it's not going to go away just because you don't like it.

Stewie: Well then, my goal becomes clear. The broccoli must die!
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  • Abe
    Abe
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    Re: Favorite Stewie Scenes

    Tue, May 4, 2004 - 2:07 AM
    Die woman!
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    • Unsu...
       

      Re: Favorite Stewie Scenes

      Tue, May 4, 2004 - 7:01 AM
      When Meg is working in the pancake place and posing that Stewie is her crack addicted baby. He is sitting at the counter-

      waitress: here sweetie flappy made these for you specially himself

      stewie: what in the deuce is it?

      waitress: pancakes

      stewie: no i don't think (she shoves a bite in his mouth)..my my quite delectable. good work flappy, i don't have to kill you


      Oh and I always love where the episode he says..."it's not that i want to kill lois, i just want her to not be alive anymore." too many stewie lines to put here.
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      • Rich
        Rich
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        Re: Favorite Stewie Scenes

        Tue, May 4, 2004 - 7:40 AM
        When Stewie and Brian do their song and dance (once on the train back to rhode island, and also when they're in the middle east)...that's pretty classic.

        Two of my personal favorites:

        You...fetch me the Wall Street Journal. You two...fight to the death!

        You can't become a bloody fiscal hermit crab every time the Nikkei undergoes a self correction! Asias market has nowhere to go but up! ........Indeed
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    Re: Favorite Stewie Scenes

    Thu, May 6, 2004 - 12:35 AM
    Another of my all time favorites:

    Stewie is outside talking on his Sesame Street phone:

    Stewie: put me through to the pentagon!

    Phone (Ernie): Do you know what sound a cow makes?

    Stewie: Don't toy with me Ernie, I've already dispatched with Mr Hooper, I've got 6 armed men stationed outside Big Bird's nest, and as for Linda? Well it's rather difficult for a deaf woman to hear an assassin approach now isn't it?

    Phone: Can you count to 3?

    Stewie: Ohhhho, indeed I can. 1! 2! 3! (shoots phone 3 times). Can i count to 3? For God's sake I'm already shooting at a 5th grade level.
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  • Millie
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    Re: Favorite Stewie Scenes

    Mon, May 10, 2004 - 6:12 PM
    "It seems I have acquired a bit of girth..."
    'Da Boom' episode when Stewie's stomach rumbles and he lays and egg.. then says something like 'I don't know what the devil women have been complaining about' as he lays a mountain more...
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    • c4y1in
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      Re: Favorite Stewie Scenes

      Thu, May 13, 2004 - 5:13 PM
      Peter trying to potty-train Stewie.

      Peter- "I know, I'll give ya some liquor, that'll go right through you"
      Stewie- "Yeah, while we're at it why not put on some porn and light a doobie?"
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  • Jona...
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    Re: Favorite Stewie Scenes

    Sat, May 22, 2004 - 5:19 PM
    Lois- Ahh..Stewie wants to audition for the play too..

    Stewie- (Stewie starts reciting Richard III)

    Lois- Do bah bah black sheep

    Stewie- How dare you reduce my finely tune thespian styles to meer mother gooseries!!

    Lois- Do itsy bitsy spider

    Stewie- Mother, as the first lady of American stage, Helen Hayes once said, "I'm going to kill you."
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    • Jona...
      Jonathan
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      Re: Favorite Stewie Scenes

      Sat, May 22, 2004 - 5:22 PM
      Stewie: (talking over speaker) Welcome Man in White, I've been expecting you.

      Man in White: W-who said that? Who's there?

      Stewie: Peek-a-Boo, I see you!
      [Man in White walks to the closet]

      Stewie: You're getting warmer...
      [Man in White opens closet door to discover a walkie talkie]

      Man in White: Where are you? What do you want?

      Stewie: Freedom! What do you want?

      Man in White: I wanna get the hell out of here!

      Stewie: Oh, I'm sorry, we're fresh out of that, all we have left is untimely death!
      [Stewie appears with a laser gun in his hand]

      Man in White: What the hell is this?

      Stewie: It's a boy.
      [Stewie fires at Man in White]
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