hahahaha
Just heard this one tonight:
Peter: "milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made."
Just heard this one tonight:
Peter: "milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made."
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Mon, January 31, 2005 - 10:25 PMStewie: Oh here's a pleasant sight, sirosis the wonder dog.
Brian: um...umm, I'm not drunk...
I just have a speech impediment...
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Mon, January 31, 2005 - 10:42 PMPeter says to Lois: "I know your a feminist and all, and that's cute. But it's grown up time, and I'm the man"
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Tue, February 1, 2005 - 4:37 AMStewie..This is my rifle and this is my gun. this one for hunting and this one fur fun.
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Tue, February 1, 2005 - 9:12 AMBrian (listening to the police scanner): Is it just me or is rap music getting lazier. -
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Tue, February 1, 2005 - 3:34 PMFor some reason:
(stewie) Damn you, Brocholli!
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Tue, February 1, 2005 - 3:35 PMI've got two:
"Damn the toilet! It's made slaves of you all! It just sits there, consuming other people's feces while contributing nothing of its own to society! (pointing at toilet) You! Get a job!"
- Stewie
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"I'm a pompous little antichrist who will abandon my plans for world domination when I grow up and wind up settling with a rough trick named Jim."
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Wed, February 2, 2005 - 9:10 AMwhen the griffins were at social services trying to get stewie back and chris asks brian if that was where babys come from and brian says yes it is.
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Wed, February 2, 2005 - 6:05 PMBrian was inquiring about Stewie's denial of being in love with a girl from Stewie's preschool:
Stewie:Ah-ha! Her eyes are green!
Brian:Ah-ha! You just proved my point!
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Wed, February 2, 2005 - 7:03 PMThe Episode with the nudists.....
Chris: Permission to freak out!!!!!
Chris: Booby Booby
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Thu, February 3, 2005 - 8:46 AMDamn you! Damn the Broccoli! And damn the Wright Brothers!
Today’s forecast; a sprinkle of genius, with a chance of doom.
The Phillies won.
Now is the winter of your discontent!
Fetch me some linen from the closet before I have to call social services.
Get in my mouth ice cream. How dare you defy me!
And God said unto Abram "What's that? I can't hear you. You'll have to speak into the microphone" (I think I got the wording wrong on that one)
-Stewie
Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at when you’re talking to them.
I'll be Charlie and you can be my angles. Except for you, you be Bosley.
Wonder twins power activated! Form of Steam!
-Peter
L "you're hitting the wine a little early today aren't you?"
B "It's only my second glass" ::pulls out a Big Gulp:: -
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Tue, February 15, 2005 - 7:35 PMStewie: "I'd love to stay and chat, but your a total bitch"
Stewie: "Yes, I rather like this God fellow.
He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that."
Stewie: "You. Fetch me my copy of the Wall Street Journal. You two, fight to the death"
"Peter: Have they ever shown him doing somebody in and then feeding on him?
Brian: You're asking if they've ever done a Sesame Street in which the Count kills somebody and then sucks their blood for sustenance.
Peter: Yeah.
Brian: No, they've never done that. "
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Wed, February 16, 2005 - 12:44 PMwhat is the quote by stewie that mentions "a gummy hole"? hahaha
I heard it the other night and laughed so damn hard. :P
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Thu, December 1, 2005 - 1:16 AMform of janna's tampon now all i have to do is wait- sorry wrong show bit totally appropriate.
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Thu, February 3, 2005 - 8:29 PMLois- "You think all of this holiday cheer falls out of the sky, but it doesn't. It falls out of my holly jolly butt!!!!!" -
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Sat, February 5, 2005 - 7:26 AMLOCK AND LOAD BRIDES OF CHRIST -
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Mon, February 7, 2005 - 11:29 AMStewie - No Sprinkles...for every sprinkle, I will kill you. -
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Mon, February 7, 2005 - 7:03 PMI would like an in-flight Happy Meal. NO PICKLES! Oh god help you if I find pickles! (Stewie) -
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Tue, February 8, 2005 - 11:49 PMtoo many quotes to mention just one LOL- i love all of stewey's! his voice and character cracks me up! so does brian!!!! they rule!!!! -
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Thu, February 10, 2005 - 1:01 PMPeter to the pet rock : NO! Bad! We do that outside.
Cancel all of my appointments; I've gotta hit more balls at this fat kid.
Chris: I need an adult!
It's partially an expression of my teenage angst, but mostly it's a Moo Cow! DON'T CENSOR ME!
Kool Aid Guy: OH YEAH!
Meg, you're not part of the popular clique, go run along and play alone somewhere. Shame on you for getting her hopes up.
Brian: We've got an hour to kill before the glue wears off what should we do?
Stewie: We could watch Rita Rudner do 15 minutes of stand up.
Brian: Bazing
Peter: Hey Bonnie say "Bruce banner I just slashed your tires"
Stewie: The only reason death exists is because we perceive it as an inevitablility.
Favorite Quote ever
Meg: How do I look?
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Thu, February 10, 2005 - 1:21 PMMeg: I can't taste salt.
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Thu, February 10, 2005 - 1:32 PMPeter tries to get Stewie to use the potty, but Stewie refuses.
S: why don't u put ur hands right there (on the toilet seat). It'll help me relax.
P: Ok little buddy.
Stewie slams the seat lid on Peter's hands. Peter yells.
P: Heh, maybe you don't hafta pee. Hey, I oughta just give u some beer. Goes right thru ya.
S: wonderful! and while we're at it we can light up a doobie and watch porn!.
P: (Confused) eh, yeah?
S: Listen you! I'll use these facilities when I'm damn well ready! Until then, you shall continue to sanitize my crevasse, and be damn grateful for the opportunity, starting right... (grunts and groans as he tries to poop his pants) ... well,....not now....but soon! -
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Thu, February 17, 2005 - 11:42 AMSOCIAL WORKER: "Mmm...Glen honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?"
QUAGMIRE: "Heh heh, I've got a question for you too. Why are you still here?" -
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Sun, February 20, 2005 - 12:26 PMolivia: you are the weakest link. goodbye.
stewie: oh gosh! that's funny. that's really funny. do you write your own material? do you? because that is soo fresh. you are the weakest link. goodbye. you know, ive never heard anyone make that joke before. you're the first. i've never heard anyone reference that outside the program before. because that's what she says on the show, right? isn't it? you are the weakest link. goodbye. and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. god, what a clever, smart girl you must be to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. hmmm, that's so fresh, too. any titanic jokes you want to throw at me, as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity? huh? cause i'm here. god, youre so funny...
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Mon, February 28, 2005 - 4:53 AMi think it has to be stuey talking about one of his 'NAWTY little parties!!!' followed by the benny hill ending with them all running about at 50 miles an hour to the music - wicked! -
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Thu, March 3, 2005 - 9:24 AMI agree. And the pause to do "the monkey" right in the middle of the run.
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Thu, March 3, 2005 - 11:31 AMOh yeah. That little chase/dance sequence cracked me up!
I also love in that episode where Peter auditions
"This is just a formality since I happen to be boning the director. A five, six, seven, eight... Marshall, Will and Holly, on a routine expedition..."
A Land of the Lost reference, how funny was that! I felt like no one else even remembered that show! -
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Thu, March 3, 2005 - 7:14 PMI know the one that makes me go "eeewwwww'.
Stewie, in bed with Brian licking him, says "..that's right Mr. Giraffe, get all the marmalade."
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Thu, March 3, 2005 - 10:53 PMwhen the historical society visits the puterschmidt mansion and peter says jesus was here, harret tubmans underground railroad, and where the stock market crashed. i agree this is the greatest show ever.
majik
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Sun, January 1, 2006 - 5:14 PMStewie is teething, and seeking the attention of Lois, who is washing dishes: "Woman, remove yourself from your daily dish-santizing ritual..."
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Sat, March 5, 2005 - 7:09 PMWhile touring Brown, Lois quips
"everthing looks so different"
Stewie: "Why don't you lie on your back with your ankles behind your ears, that should ring a few bells"
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Thu, March 10, 2005 - 12:28 PMChris: "Dad...what's the blowhole for?"
Peter: "I'll tell you what it's NOT for son, and when I do...you'll understand why we can NEVER go back to seaworld!"
LOL....I luv that one!- and the one where Peter Peter falls and lays on the ground for what seems like half the episode holding his leg..."Shhhhh.....ouch!.....shhhhhh....owwwwww!.....shhhhhh....owwwww......(just when you think he's done)....shhhhh........owwwwwwwww!
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Thu, March 10, 2005 - 12:51 PMI love that part... the one where he falls and hurts his knee I mean. That was in the Willy Wonka spoof episode... that was classic. Kind of from the Mel Brooks school of comedy... do it till isn't funny anymore and then do it one more time. -
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Thu, March 10, 2005 - 12:54 PMLOL...Yup....I can't get enough of that episode...lol...then the umpa loompa kicks him in the knee....hahahahaha! Poor Joe really wanted to go...and they didn't have handicapped access...that was hilarious! -
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Thu, March 10, 2005 - 1:09 PMThe first episode with norm mcdonald playing death.Quote hey death did you know i ran 220 in high school.And dashes out the door. And death said i caught flo jo! -
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Thu, March 10, 2005 - 1:16 PMlol...yeah that was messed up...I really luv how they treat meg sometimes...like she doesn't even exist! lol...ya'll remember this one?
Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm alergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?
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Thu, March 10, 2005 - 1:18 PMRemember when Stewie was controlling robot Peter...
"I was in the bathroom because kissing you made me barf."
"Daddy's had enough, kids. I want you to go into the garage and drink all the antifreeze." -
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Thu, March 10, 2005 - 1:23 PMLOL.....such disfunction in that family...ya gotta luv it!
for example:
Meg: I don't get it, mom, if you're so mad at dad for wrecking your show, why did you come to opening night?
Lois: I came because I love the theater. I mean, if I just came here to enjoy watching your father be humiliated when this asinine spectacle of his is ridiculed by everyone in town, what kind of person would I be?
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Thu, March 10, 2005 - 6:18 PMYes" i'ts just like someone took a page out of my home life and sold it to fox. And just like a stepchild passed on to adult swim :( -
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Thu, March 10, 2005 - 6:25 PMIn DaBoom-
"show me potato salad!"
i think that's one of the top 5 Family Guys ever! -
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Fri, March 11, 2005 - 11:29 AMAhahahaha....yeah that was a good one! That whole episode was great...especially when everyone was all serious talking about how bad guns are and they rallied up...then that dude breaks out of nowhere and says "and I have a canker sore on my lip, and keep poking it with my tounge...BUT THAT'S ONLY MAKING IT WORSE!" lol...
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Sat, March 12, 2005 - 6:28 AMfavorite quote..She my sex box. No she my sex box and her name is sony! -
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Tue, March 15, 2005 - 6:59 AMMom: Why is that boy all tied up?
Stewie: "we're playing house.......................
........... Roman Planski's house". -
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Tue, March 15, 2005 - 8:25 AMThat one is great!!! I completely forgot about it -
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Wed, March 16, 2005 - 3:38 PM"Damn you and your estrogenical treachery!"
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Wed, March 16, 2005 - 6:05 PMopressive gynocracy! bahahahaaa!
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Wed, March 16, 2005 - 8:12 PMBrian: Say something about my mother!
Stewie: I didn't know Biscuit as a dog, but I knew her as a table: she was sturdy and all four legs were the same length.
ROFL (really, seriously!)
